scheisse

German for "Shit"..............

Es Schmeckt Wie Scheisse! Luder!

by Elixir May 13, 2005

scheisse

Basically, German word for shit. Many uses. Also used as 'fucking (something)'

Mein scheiss computer ist im arsch. (My fucking computer is fucked up in the ass).
So 'ne Scheisse! (that's fucked up!)
Dieser scheiss typ hat mich nicht angerufen. (This fucking guy didn't call me)
Ask the nasty lunch lady what's for lunch, and she could say: "Scheisse mit Reis" (shit on rice)

by dFotze October 4, 2006

scheisse

Shit. Shite. Merde. The "S" word. The other word for "Crap"

scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste

scheisse! This piece of scheisse computer won't work. Oh well. I have to go and take a scheisse.

by 1069 June 4, 2005

Scheisse

(German) A noun, pronounced shie-zuh, meaning shit. Can easily take the place of damn

Hey, piece of scheisse! Get over hear.

Scheisse! I forgot to do my homework

by Mike S. Jr. April 17, 2007

scheisse

German word meaning shit, not necessarily vulgar but often used by stupid Americans assuming it is. Actually, it is a commonly used word simply meaning feces.

Komm hier, Scheisskopf!

Doffe Amerikannische denke, dass Scheisse ein boese Wort ist.

by psparks May 12, 2007

scheisse

German for shit

Also refers to fecophilia (scat), which is a largely German fetish

Essen sie mien scheisse

by Shi-za June 22, 2003

scheisse

1) A light cuss word in Germany. It directly translates to "shit", but in southern Germany kids will say it and not get in trouble. It really only means "crap".

2) An americanised way of spelling "sheiße", since the double s is hard to understand for most non-Germans and is hard to type on an american english keyboard.

3) A Lady Gaga song. Very surprising because she isn't German and she literally doesn't know a living fuck about pronunciation.

Scheisse! Ich habe vergessen, die Fußball-Weltmeisterschaft im Fernsehen zu sehen!

by VailStraightliner December 29, 2016