Scenester

An individual who partakes in 'myspace' trends, while obtaining mild obscurity fashion taste, and claiming to be unique, while hanging out with people that look exactly the same. Some modern day trends have de-evolutionized this idiocy to a new level and they are as follows:

br00tal names (i.e. HENRY HORROR, CHRIS CANNIBAL, DAVID MASSACRE)

tight pants; usually girl pants

slip-on shoes such as vans

the XS hoodie with a band that they don't even listen to but bought it at a show, cause it looked cool

posting on bulletins:
w4wing, pc4pc, s4s (whore 4 whore)(picture comment 4 picture comment) (sign 4 sign)
or some train called 'HORRIFIC PERFECTION' with pictures of people at their best angles.

Hello Kitty, Gloomy Bear, Diamonds, Bats paraphernalia

Covering your face with as much hair as possible (To make yourself look a lot more attractive than you already are)

Having Drop Dead and/or Bring Me The Horizon on your Top Friends.

Going to shows and gossiping about other scenesters.

Usually wearing black band shirts.

Making a gang and telling everyone to post it on their myspace.

Hector Horrid - Chris Contagious is soooo popular he has 4782462 friends.

Amanda Anesthetic - AND HE'S ON AP|VIP|DS|NP|OK!!!

Hector Horrid - He's a way better scenester than me. =
by AlexanderEMPIRE December 23, 2007
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An ex-scene kid who believes that they have grown up because they cut their hair, began wearing black, thick-framed glasses, and replaced their band tees with sweaters, but still dons the same beliefs, personality, and taste in music as before. A trend from 2012-2013 that is still currently ongoing. Scenesters are physically very close to the look of the "Hipster", but do not tend to have a hipster outlook on trends, music, etc.
Girl: My gosh, my ex cut off all his hair the other day claiming that scene kids are dead and it's time to grow up.
Friend: Oh my god, no way.

Girl: Little did he know I caught him listening to Blood on the Dance Floor the other day.

Friend: NO WAY!? What a scenester!
Girl: Yeah, you can change a scene kids clothes, but you can't change the scene kid.
by The_Brimmy June 12, 2013
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-A girl or guy
-black choppy hair dyed blonde red or neon in a random place
-septum ring
-plastic jewelry
-patterns
-retro/vintage
-biig sunglasses
-lotz of makeup

'The scene' is a controvesy among teens today. Most people are just jealous of these radd kidds.
Scenesters focus is fasion and a specific type of music (alternative, indie, rock, metal, etc.)
Scenesters go to shows a lott.

The Scene fashion consits of:

bows
little kid shirts
tight jeans
lots of makeup and plastic jewelry
for girls

and
thight band tees
drainpipe jeans
eyeliner
for guys

BANDANA!
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: OMFG theres a RADD show tonight
bangxcore: shoot son you know imma be there
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: wat r U wearin
bangxcore: wtff cunt
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: to thee show
bangxcore: aww sorry i thot you wer a perv
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: aww i love u to you are so radd <3
bangxcore: u da 2nd coolest scenester eva <3
XxXIBlEEDforUXxX: bitch go die kthxbai
by scenexcorefolife August 08, 2006
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Someone who follows a particular trend (mostly musical) to become more noticable and 'deep'. Being a scenester involves , having fake intrests in things that other people dont like and possibly things that are abstract and strange. Musically a scenester will listen to whatever other do not listen to, and shuns mainstream music for no reason. They will often try to come up with the most unknown bands as possible in order to be more knowledgeable about underground and local music than you are. Often uses words such as, "rad, madcore, the sex, sexy, ace" Etc. Or make up new words to seem at the forefront of being 'in fashion'. Will often like music from past era's because of their distaste in anything current.

The opposite of "down to earth"
Person 1: Hey, so what kinda music d'you like?

Person 2: Uhh, mainly local shiz. I find its much radder than any of that mainstream bullshit. Im really beginning to get into this totally unknown band called "Prolific Utilizations"

Person 1: Fuck off Scenester.
by MikeSloane April 18, 2007
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Someone who looks like an emo kid dipped in a vat of Tokyo.
I mean seriously, they listen to pretty awful music and they think they're the shit. Except scene girls usually look like cheap hookers (see sparkly eyeliner) and scene guys look like they could easily be girls. Additionally, both sexes seem to think it's cool and "original" to have hair that resembles mullets seen on members of Motley Crue.
Usually seen roaming the racks of Urban Outfitters, Trash and Vaudeville (New York) and Topshop.
They also read NME. But not to look at the pictures. They like actually read it... and then send in letters. I personally enjoy reading them because they think their opinion matters.
Go to your local town centre. See that loser with the brightly coloured jeans, studded belt, leopard print top and 80s hair with pink in it? Well that there's a scenester. Feel free to throw things at it.
by Elle Forrest-Woods August 29, 2008
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Most likely a 12-14 kid who thinks bands such as Bless the Fall are brutal. They tend to dye their hair unnatural colors and go to shows looking like fags. A scenester actually thinks he/she is different when really they are a dime a dozen.
Scenester: Did u just hear that breakdown?!? Ya Bless the fall is so awesome!

Normal Person:....ur fucking gay
by Pop sucks ballz September 07, 2009
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A (usually) young person involved in a particular underground/alternative scene based around music and bands, "in" hangouts, and partying. Usually very hierarchical according to how you dress, where you work/dj/what band you play in, what music you listen to and how obscure it is, and how well you are known by others in the "scene".
When I have 500 myspace friends, go to all the cool parties and never pay entry wherever i go, i know i'm a real scenester!
by DeathValley December 21, 2008
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