Savilled

When a celebrity has sexual intercourse with someone younger than his/herself

-Did you hear about Chaz?
-Yeah... She got Savilled...

'Now then, now then, now then... Wanna come backstage? Ill show you all the points of interest...'
(Stranger):'Shes about to get Savilled'

by GuRuNeil March 6, 2014

Jimmy Savile

1. A TV show host from the 1970s famous for the UK show "Jim'll Fix It" in which children were brought in to have one wish granted by the show's producers.

2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.

1.
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."

2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."

by Michael Skinner July 25, 2007

Sacrilicious

Both SACRILEGIOUS (grossly irreverent toward what is held to be sacred) and at the same time DELICIOUS (Extremely pleasing to the sense of taste).

Upon eating a pancake that he believed to be God, the dimwitted man uttered "mmmm...sacrilicious."

by kerspunk June 14, 2002

sacrilyrical

The process of substituting well-known lyrics with farcical lyrics.

This is a common pastime of many muscians.

"Let me pee, let me pee,let me pee ohhh, let me pee"were the sacrilyrical words Tod used when singing the Beatles tune "Let It Be".

Bad Company "Feel Like Makin Love"...."Feel Like takin drugs."

by TodandMichelle August 4, 2009

Savile

verb. To posthumously witch-hunt, defame and destroy the integrity of any famous, popular and well-known celebrity for the mere reason of them having being a sick-minded perverted paedophile who uses a TV show as cover for abusing young girls that appear on it.

Could also be used to describe removing any tombstone from a dead person's grave, and throwing it in a land-fill.

Chris: I wonder who else will turn out to be a fucking paedo?

Ant: I hear DLT is next to be Savile'd.

by Sir Jim October 15, 2012

The Savil Bomb

This is where the male ejaculates into a breakable plastic bag multiple times until full (Mould is not of concern). He then throws said bag at a minor of his choice. The bag should burst on impact covering the minor in the semen.

For it to be known as as a savil bomb it must be thrown at someone under the age of 18.

The savil bomb. My mate Ben just savil bombed this toddler and now has 10 years in prison.

by YA BOI SAVIL July 15, 2019

Savile

To touch some one in a creepy perverted way.

I just got saviled by that pervert over there.

by quaverSkin December 30, 2012