A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.
"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)
by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006
Get the Semen Sautéemug. by b!+¢h3$ April 26, 2017
Get the sauté my onionmug. When attempting this, start by doing a general pink sock. To do this you fuck a girl in the ass, in the process donkey punch her in the head and then pull out really fast, causing part of her rectum to be pulled out, which will look like a pink sock. Next get some hedge clippers and cut it off. Take it over to a skillet and put it on your stove top with some onions and peppers. Fry it up for a few minutes and then prepare it on a plate. After it's finished take it back to the girl, and feed it to her.
Before they had sex, Ashton mentioned she was hungry, so Zach told her he'd fix her a special meal(Pink Sock Sauté).
by FerrariF50117 January 14, 2009
Get the Pink Sock Sautémug. When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.
Person 1: “Bro John is soooo fried, he’s talking about tasting the terps and shit”
Person 2: “Nah jit aint fried, he’s sautéed”
Person 2: “Nah jit aint fried, he’s sautéed”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
Get the Sautéedmug. by Napoléon Bonaparte October 12, 2018
Get the Sautéedmug. An insult that does not have a definite meaning, but still has meaning at the same time. Has to do with mood, energy, how social someone is... also can be used if someone does something stupid. Nobody will truly know the full definition of it.
Some times you can just tell by the vibe someone gives off.
Created By Tucker Jones(2018)
Some times you can just tell by the vibe someone gives off.
Created By Tucker Jones(2018)
Examples:
- Too much energy = Not Sautéed
- Grumpy = Sautéed
- Irritating = Sautéed
- Funny = Not Sautéed
- Too much energy = Not Sautéed
- Grumpy = Sautéed
- Irritating = Sautéed
- Funny = Not Sautéed
by Savage Modesb March 2, 2018
Get the Sautéedmug. by Vandooocooked February 24, 2017
Get the Sautéedmug.