Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

sarcasmic

the delivery of sarcasm accompanied by an overwhelming feeling of satisfaction, generally due to the face that the sarcasm was well-deserved.

Joe: No, not seriously. I was being sarcasmic, retard.

by BlackNoise March 29, 2009

skarsgasmic

(adjective) In reference to Swedish actor, Alexander Skarsgard; the highly attractive state of existence that embodies nearly anything and everything related to Alexander Skarsgard; an ecstatic quality that may lead to intense pleasure known as the skargasm.

Micky~ Have you seen the new footage of Alex?

Terry~ YES!!! It's Skarsgasmic!

by DawnLaurene December 2, 2010

sarcasmic

A specific reference to a member of a band know as The Sarcasmics. This band was formed back in late 2004. The name was coined by a consistant sarcasm found in the atmoshpere of their music.

Dude, stop being such a Sarcasmic Idiot.

by youdamn0222 April 18, 2006

sarcasmic

When the sarcasm is just that good.

David is my favorite colleague, his sarcasmic observations make the even the dullest workday fly by.

by belledejour April 4, 2011

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

sarchasmic

When the other person just can't make the connection to a sarcastic remark due to a large chasm in their intelligence, humor, and/or knowledge base.

The sarchasmic void was just too large to ignore and I struggled to graciously extract myself from the date only 20 minutes into it.

by belledejour April 4, 2011