San Francisco Kiss 

The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.

Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.

San Francisco Kiss by WheelChair Dragon June 25, 2016

san francisco lap dance 

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.

My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.

san francisco lap dance by drizzamed June 23, 2016

San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.

Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .

San Francisco horseshoe by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020

san francisco standoff 

When two adult heterosexual males grab each other’s genitalia in an attempt to see who can tolerate the groping the longest.

Moondog had a San Francisco Standoff with his publisher in the movie “The Beach Bum”.

san francisco standoff by LoveJuice November 4, 2020

San Francisco 

The only city in America where weed is legal, but plastic bags aren't.

San Francisco is an awesome place to live.

San Francisco by Gus The 49er Fan June 28, 2007

San Francisco semen surprise 

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

San Francisco semen surprise by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

San Francisco Christmas tree 

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

San Francisco Christmas tree by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019