Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

by Cookees February 10, 2020

Samanta

A fucking Goddess, she is fun-spirited, bossy, and a bad bitch. When she walks into the room, all eyes are on her, she just glows with personality. She has such a fun vibe to her, all the other bitches want to be her, and all the guys want to date her

Samanta: DELTE OR ILL BLOCK U

Jazzy: im innocent

by leilani bitch June 14, 2021

Samandriel

1) Samandriel is a character from the CW's hit TV show Supernatural. He appeared in 3 episodes but was then captured by Crowely and tortured, where he revieled the existance of the angel tablet, and then was killed by Castiel under Naomi's orders.

2) Samandriel is an angel of the Lord.

3) Heaven's most adorable angel.

"I thought Samandriel was dead." -Castiel to Naomi.

"Who would want to kidnap Heaven's most adorable angel?" -Dean Winchester referring to Samandriel
"Crowely." -Castiel answering Dean's question.

Fan-girl 1: Dean is so lovable
Fan-girl 2: Sam is like a teddy bear
Fan-girl 3: Castiel is so sexy
Fan-girl 4: Samandriel is so adorable<3 he's like a lost little puppy. You just want to take him in and give him all the love and affection you an affordღ

*WARNING* You may feel the sudden urge to cuddle when you see him.

by ღKayla Queen of thee Insaneღ January 28, 2013

samantha rose

One who is caring and compassionate, yet you would never expect it. Someone who puts others needs before their own. Someone who will annoy you relentlessly and will act tough, but cares for you on the inside. Someone who represents leadership and strength. Someone who will guide you through the dark but will not take any credit. Someone who is strong and brave. And all it takes to set her free, is a gentle push to the other side.

Samantha Rose is so tough. But she is a softy on the inside.

by Tessa Herondale June 27, 2015

Samantha Markle

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)

I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!

by SlicingAnApple January 3, 2023

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

Sanan

An ancient Guatemalan god who represented fertility and sexual desire. Sanan was believed to be the most attractive being in existence and Guatemalan's would often sacrifice a rare Guatemalan Cane Rat in honour of Sanan before doing the deed... thus ensuring a healthy "mojo".

You are so good looking, we have a Sanan in our midst.

by Guatemalan Professor May 5, 2009