sweaty man salad

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad

dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

by Bran Flakes! July 27, 2006

man salad

A salad fit for a man, usually containing large amounts of meat

This man salad has my three favorite meats: Pepperoni, Sausage, and Ham.

by Backwoodz February 2, 2007

Man-salad

A tasty dish of testosterone-induced items, often including nails, broken glass, scorpions, and razor blades. Special seasonings include hydrochloric acid, wolf blood, and beer.

When I get home from the construction site, I always prepare myself a light snack; a man-salad.

Hey man, watcha ordering? Double Tripler Burger-master?
Naah man, I'm being healthy and having a man-salad!

by Polursine October 3, 2010

man salad

multiple types of dipping tobacco mixed together into one super dip

Person 1: hey dude what kinds of dip is in that man salad?

Person 2: i got some skoal cherry,citrus, grizzly wg, mint, and some copenhagen straight.

by x_Big_Dipper_x October 3, 2011

Too many hands in the salad bowl

1. Too many opinions; back off.
2. Slow the fuck down.

1. Stop it, Jake. You’re confusing me! You got too many hands in the goddamn salad bowl!
2. TSA Agent: Folks, one at a time please. We’re getting’ too many hands in the salad bowl.

by Jaypolka June 13, 2021

saladmancalifornia

Gay vegan liberal

You are saladmancalifornia

by NiggersKKK June 2, 2018