Youtube Statistics

The graph that Youtubers shove directly into your face to guilt-trip you into subscribing to them.

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by HahaFunnyDefYes June 13, 2021

Statistics

The scientific way to say I am not sure

Statistics is like saying: There is 30% chance it will rain, 70% chance it will not rain, but I am not certain if its going to rain.

by allegro_perth May 14, 2011

statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

sadistic

1. To derive pleasure or enjoyment from another's pain. Whether physical or emotional.

2. Extreme cruelty.

Celisse: Oh, you're right. There are also the times where I humiliated you, crushed you, made you cry, made you want to die... If you consider those to be different than just soundly defeating you, I suppose I stand corrected.

Jolt: Celly...you're so cruel to me! Please stop! You're so sadistic!

Celisse: HAHAHA, I know Joltykins. But I'm not stopping anytime soon.

Jolt: *cries*

by Anonymous February 9, 2004

Sadistic tickling

The act of performing prolonged and relentless Tickle Torture to a typically bound and helpless victim. The intense torture is focused on an area of the body highly sensitive to tickling, often the soles of feet, with the purpose being simply to torment the victim with cruel and unbearable Tickling.

Person A: "So you taught your sister a lesson last night?"
Person B: "Yeah, She's super ticklish, so I punished her with Sadistic tickling. After a night of that torture, she won't be trying anything like that again."

by Professorinfo June 11, 2014

Sadistic

1: Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

2: schadenfreude

Sometimes I think my boss is sadistic. She laughed when I broke my arm.

by PerpetualJ May 21, 2019

sardistic

People who act sarcastic and sadistic at the same time.

That time Darryl said," Good job idiot." With a sardistic tone.

by Spc Pheynix August 12, 2017