saddlebags

an old lady who is getting fucked by a younger guy

dude 1:yea my gf gave me good head last nite
dude 2:so did mine
dude 1: shes 96 fuckin years old, thats nasty to get head from a saddlebag

saddlebags by CS March 11, 2005

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags 

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

San Fransisco Saddlebags 

The act of straddling someone's penis with your testicals.

Garen watched in amusement as Adam gave Mike "San Fransisco Saddlebags"

San Fransisco Saddlebags by Mr.LargeDial II September 1, 2011

soggy saddlebags

labia majora displaying a particularly high moisture reading

when ferreting twixt her legs, he was pleasantly surprised to discover well stimulated soggy saddlebags

soggy saddlebags by The Bard January 3, 2007

Arizona Saddlebags 

Tying two or more used and filled condoms to the ends of a twirly "Doc Holiday" style moustache.

Did you see that guy? He had black cowboy boots with blue and white inlay, he's cruising for some Arizona saddlebags.

Arizona Saddlebags by Mike Wakoffski January 22, 2024

saddleback 

a term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.

saddleback by atm86 January 18, 2009

john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

john waynes saddle bags by gilly_willy June 9, 2004