Strolling Roadblock

The walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can't get around. Usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.

Guy: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.

by Gruebenfunk October 10, 2010

Strolling stu

A Goomba species that’s native to Isle Delfino. They look somewhat similar to a Bulborb from the Pikmin series.

Marlio: Is that a Strolling stu!?

Luioe:Careful there pardner!These lil’ critters are pretty dangerous.

by Cool stu2002 August 22, 2023

hoe strolling

when a hoe is looking for work.

that tramp is hoe strolling!

by kmoneyy April 12, 2008

hole strolling

to seek out the female sex with the hope to have coitous

me and my bros hit all the bars to do some hole strolling

by fuknguy January 31, 2015

Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019

Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.

"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021

Operation strolling mongoose

The first documented park crawl of 8 hooligan youths from Sydney, Australia. It was a rowdy day of intense alcoholism and drug use. In other words the oil caused carnage whilst loose.

Monty: rim rider go buy drugs for operation strolling mongoose

by Truffle master May 16, 2014