TA storage is a gamer nerd whose real name is Alex. He lives in San Francisco, California, and was born in May in 1991. He claims to know a lot about computers, but can't prove it and makes constant references to OutKast and Weird Al Yankovic. He spams constantly on the Tests forum at eCritters. He was recently mistaken for a black kid named Keenan, to which he responded, "I'm not KEENAN you perverted dopes! That's a black name. I'm not black." Also uses the name weirdal28 and is known for dissing his other accounts to keep people from guessing that the 5 other people in the topic arguing are all actually him. Adores Cpheoix and meer'kitty.
by Keenan the Baller May 07, 2008
by The mowy June 05, 2021
An object, typically a person of relationship significance, used as an emotional dumping ground and/or punching bag.
by B Sugar May 12, 2011
by original spice March 05, 2007
by DodoAkaCadence November 13, 2018
a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.
b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a storage facility for your belongings
c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.
b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a storage facility for your belongings
c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.
If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage for your belongings is now your problem.
by Sexydimma March 07, 2015