spit shine

use shinola on ur boots ( spit on boots use panty hose to buff )

Drill instructor: " U boots spit shine yo bootys with shinola ". Then fallout for FOD police detail!

With my boots spit shine now I check out waves & waf

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Spit Shine

When one spits on the vagina and vigorously starts rubbing it as if shining a shoe.

Yo I spit shined the fuck out of that crazy hoe.

by jiggens gopal March 22, 2015

spit shine

A basketball term used after 'schooling' someone in a fancey maner.

::between the legs, and up for the dunk (while defender is on his/her back):: You just got spit shined, son!!

by Diesel Man June 25, 2005

spit shined

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new

"She has a Spit shined Rolex"

by Dean's bottom bitch December 23, 2015

Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 08, 2019

Brown Spit-Shine

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement

That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.

by Arnie P October 16, 2011

Arizona Spit Shine

An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.

"Whoa, Dev just gave that chick an Arizona Spit Shine!"

by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022