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Spelt

1. The 14-21 year old version of spelling the past tense of spelled, a show of degredation in society's use of the mind.
2. A type of grain.
1. "SO WUT IF I SPELT DAT WRONG, ITS DA NET I DUN HAFTA SPELL ANYTHIN RITE!!!"
2. The old man liked to watch his spelt grow in the field.
by vv0mp December 28, 2005
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spelt

Retardation; v. the incorrect past tense spelling of the word "spell" often used by white trash, fuckjacks, hilljacks, the occupants of trailer parks, hillbillies who have learned to read and write, rednecks, and the imbred.

Recent defenses of this word have been used such as, "it's on dictionary.com!" Because, you know, if it's on the internets it HAS to be true.

-And-

"Spelt i jus az correctly used az speeled you dumbasses GOSH!"

To which one is required to rebuttal with, "I fear for our future, I really do."
"Ah'm a fukkin dumass an' Ah jus spelted dat on da innernets. Yee haw!"
by Oneinches November 19, 2007
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spelt

A supposed past-tense form of the word, "spell," that IS NOT ACTUALLY A WORD. This entry is in the dictonary as a notice to you that this, in fact, is a made-up version of the existent English word, "spelled."
"Hey man, you spelt that wrong."
"How can you criticize my spelling when YOU can't even spell the past-tense form of 'spell' right!?"
by Paul the map guy June 15, 2007
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spelt

The incorrect version of "spelled", but only for knite23.
knite23 spelt stuff incorrectly. again.
by knite23's mother April 3, 2004
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Spelt

A cocktail drink, often consumed by the BarrysWorld posters
I had a spelt last nignt.
/me waves to Maljonic
by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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Spelt

This is a good old English word that has been bastardised by Americans who cannot fucking spell (or is that "spelled"?). For example, when you fart, someone"smelt it", they didn't fucking smelled it.
"I wanted to send you a love -letter, but I "spelled " your name wrong , you cunted. I should have written "spelt".
by Ooossshh December 19, 2017
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spelt cracker

A synonym for hippie; some crunchy individual; white granola dude; someone with raised garden beds; bee farmer; Portlander.
I went to Trader Joe's to get some of their frozen mac & cheese and some spelt cracker whipped me in the face with his beaded dreads.
by meaganyall April 9, 2009
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