Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

harlem spartans

a gang in kennington, south london. very good at making music. shoutout mizzormac

wasteman - "who you repping fam"
real nigga - "harlem spartans fam, ill dip you moist yute"

by gang gang alla dat February 6, 2017

Meet The Spartans

One of the most ridiculous movies ever made.

Brandon: Did you see Meet The Spartans yet?
Jessica: Yeah, it was 98 minutes of pure torture.

by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008

The Spartans

The people from the country of Sparta; a bad-ass bunch of soldiers who lived many centuries ago and were trained from birth to be soldiers. the lived, breathed, ate, and drank soldier. In the battle of Thermopylae, during the Greece-Persian war, about 300 Spartans held a hill against a large force of Persian troops, about 20,000.

The Spartans are bitchin' warriors

by The Coolest Cat January 12, 2006

Hilhi Spartans

Formally known as Hillsboro, is a high school located in Hillsboro, OR. The Spartans are known for their terrible athletics, and suck at everything they do. The school recently produced a Division-1 All-American football player back in 2010, which is now THE only thing they can brag about and be proud of. Over the last 2 years, the high school's football team has gone 0-20 overall. Hilhi is 1 of 4 high schools in the city and is unanimously agreed by the entire state of Oregon as "The shittiest high school you can ever go to."

Glencoe: "Alright guys! Lets see who can drop the most points on Hilhi this year!"

*11 weeks later*

Glencoe: "So how'd you guys do this season? We scored 50 points on the Hilhi Spartans"
Century: "66..."
Westview: "69..."
Newberg: "71.. Hey I think we won!"
Tigard: "86!"
Newberg: "DAMNIT!!"

by TitsForHarambe May 13, 2013

meet the spartans

the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.

Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!

by drik December 9, 2008

SIBFL SPARTANS

The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated

The SIBFL SPARTANS are rlly good

by 10-0 August 19, 2019