A 'sports dad'. The kind that yells at his own kids at sporting events to do better, run faster, etc. Or worse, yells at his kids' teammates or the kids on the opposing team. The male version of a spom.
by patriot1872 December 07, 2007
n. poerson who fails miserably, after the type of r/c airplane commonly known to crash and stick up like a fencepost in the ground
by Lunarose October 22, 2003
my friend jumping in the nearest biggest puddle in the rain cos she is a spad, me having a mad 10mins like puttin a grass skirt on my head and chasing ppl around the house. Thou its spadtastic cos its so much fun.
by devilishminx August 30, 2007
Semen Projected at Disgrace.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
When a man ejaculates during a socially unacceptable occasion or at a time when it really is not necessary.
Paramedic attends to a road collision
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
Paramedic: "oh my god why is there semen all over this windscreen!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: "sorry but I tried to help but seen she had passed away and I SPad"
At a funeral
Rev Fingerboy: "we release this soul to heav.....fucking hell who has shot man muck all over this coffin!!"
Benjamin Stranglewank: " I apologise profusely but I really feel passionate about their passing and simply had to SPaD"
by Dr Stranglewank December 02, 2020
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