it's not you, it's me 

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

it's not you, it's me by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

it's not you, it's me 

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

it's not you, it's me by Sarah July 18, 2004

It's Me/Me (Among Us) 

A name to give yourself in among us to give yourself cheap immunity by making anybody who accuses you accidently reverse it on themselves. This strategy can be easily negated if the people in the round use colors instead of names to identify.

Use of It's me/me (Among Us)
Sherriff: Guys it's me is the imposter
It's me: So you admit it . ok.
Sherriff: Wait, NO
. . .

. ඞ . • •

ﾟ Sherriff was not An Impostor. .

' 1 Impostor remains

It's Me/Me (Among Us) by TheSerperiorMaster October 1, 2020

It's not you it's me 

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

It's not you it's me by Allie February 3, 2004

it's not you, it's me 

Something bitch ass unoriginal pussies say.

Hey babe, look, it's not you, it's me. I need to figure things out. Like why I'm such a fucking pussy."

it's not you, it's me by Azuzu March 13, 2009

it's not you, it's me 

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

it's not you, it's me by Aw yeah August 24, 2004

It’s me, Barbie

When you feel you can do anything possible, because Barbie had so many jobs

You know, with this scholarship, I feel free. It’s me, Barbie!

It’s me, Barbie by Dreami February 21, 2018