smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker December 12, 2008

Smacker

A hundred dollar bill.So called because of all the juicey stufvf it can buy.

I had sex with five prostitutes last night.I paid for it with a smacker.

by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010

smackers

males who like to get the attention from the opposite gender by smacking the girls BEE-HIND!!!

boy that boy is one of the damn smackers!!!

by hellokittypal June 19, 2007

smacker

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts

FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"

by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Rat Smacker

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.

Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"

by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020

Smacker of toast

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.

Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

by Beththefirst August 9, 2008

Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.

Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker”

by 3Djoker November 15, 2018