skis in jeans

Idiom, declarative phrase

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection, especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse skíth, English jean(s)

First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada

He sexually assaults women because he thinks he can. He's disgusting, he ‘skis in jeans’.
He's a huge fan of Emily in Paris - they ‘ski in jeans’.

by Bigcityfreak March 9, 2025

first-skis

To claim ownership or "dibs" of or on something.

I call first-skis on the shower.

by Kaitlynnn September 25, 2006

Pee Skis

When a man gets up in the morning to urinate after a night of sexual intercourse or masturbation and the urine goes opposite ways not hitting the toilet bowl but the wall, floor, or trash can.

Kurt Warner: Dude, when I used the John, I had a pair of "Pee Skis" !!(Throws touch down.)

Gary Busey: Go clean it up you fuckin' asshole !! And quit whackin' off in my house !!

by Shaners iroc April 22, 2010

Unload the jet skis

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

by godnus May 4, 2009

out over our skis

To get entirely too far ahead of yourself

Look, I just said that I liked the girl, not that I wanna marry her. Let's not get out over our skis, here.

by McClure October 13, 2006

Oh shit-skis

Synonymous with saying "Oh well" as if to describe a feeling of defeat or rejection.

The airport withheld my luggage 3000 miles away and refuses to return it. Oh shit-skis.

by tylaarrr December 18, 2010

ghost on skis

Someone who is completely and utterly useless; one whose existence is nonsensical or has no point.

Drew: Damn, dude, your mom doesn't do shit around here.
JD: Yeah, she's a real ghost on skis.

by UniqueMoniker January 30, 2009