Skatepark bigots are people who either resent a skate park near their house and try to subvert it or who vote constantly against any and all public funds to create them. Unfortunately they also have no clear idea as to what to offer kids in replacement and if you look very closely you will find very few overweight skateboarders!(for you skateboard bigots that would be a clue you just read).
" I can not believe for the third time in a row that the skatepark bigots voted the park down..it costs more to buy Kevlar for all the school teachers then the park would ever cost..."
by DaynaS March 2, 2008
Get the skatepark bigots mug.Also known as a Skatepark Hoe, a Skatepark Slut will go to a skatepark, sit around in skateboarder clothing, then try to hook up to any desparate skater. She will also ask to use peoples skateboards to fake a fall, then laugh and scream to distract skateboarders. They will also scream if a skateboarder rides near them, even if they are 10ft away. One of the biggest signs of a Skatepark Slut is when you catch them giving hugs and/or kisses to multiple people throughout the day. If you are hooked up to a Skatepark Slut, you should realize that when she is talking to other skaters, she is really flirting with them, because sometimes it is hard to realize. Skatepark Sluts are really low, and posers. Stay away and if you impress them, do what they do, lure them in. Then tell them you hate sluts, and that'll probably solve that problem. Good luck, and dont fall for Skatepark Sluts!
by Robot Noah June 16, 2009
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The straight up shit. This is tampa's most well known skatepark, home of the Tampa Am competition. it's sometimes abbreviated "SPoT".
by Margaret Thiggleboots November 16, 2010
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1) Skaters who go to the skatepark just to ride the rails because that's all they know how to do.
2) Kids who go to the skatepark just to watch, which usually involves hanging off the outside of the rail/fence/wall around the skatepark so they don't get run over inside the park. These people are usually skatetarded. These are the kind of people who drag their girlfriend/boyfriend who doesn't skate and isn't appreciative of the art of skating to a big event, like the X-Games, just so they don't have to go alone. Most skaters either date them or hate them.
1) Skaters who go to the skatepark just to ride the rails because that's all they know how to do.
2) Kids who go to the skatepark just to watch, which usually involves hanging off the outside of the rail/fence/wall around the skatepark so they don't get run over inside the park. These people are usually skatetarded. These are the kind of people who drag their girlfriend/boyfriend who doesn't skate and isn't appreciative of the art of skating to a big event, like the X-Games, just so they don't have to go alone. Most skaters either date them or hate them.
1) Those skatepark railrats just totally took out that little kid on the bike! He must be skatetarded or something; the rail ends way over there!
2) Skater 1: I totally wanna murder those skatepark railrats over there. *points at two chicks in an Avanged Sevenfold shirt and checkered Vans hanging off the outside of the fence*
Skater 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend and her sister.
2) Skater 1: I totally wanna murder those skatepark railrats over there. *points at two chicks in an Avanged Sevenfold shirt and checkered Vans hanging off the outside of the fence*
Skater 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend and her sister.
by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007
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Get the skatepark slut mug.Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.
These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.
These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.
by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020
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PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!
PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!
kid: rides his BMX making sure not to hurt the karens child
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!
by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020
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