Spiderman that hoe

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007

Funky spiderman

Hanging yourself while having a wank

Did you hear about Dave? His mum walked in on him hanging dead with his dick out. Must’ve tried the funky spiderman.

by Razzledazz69 May 19, 2019

sinnerman

A person who acts like the devil. Gives out favors that have unknown payments.

That teen in the pure white hoodie is a sinnerman.

by ArtificialArt October 14, 2017

the funky spiderman

autoerotique asphyxiation

The Funky Spiderman: because he hangs himself and shoots web

by bohack jorseman September 17, 2015

spiderman dat hoe

When you ejaculate in your hand and throw it in a girls face.

I Spiderman dat Hoe... AWW YeaH!

by Jimmy Green October 10, 2007

Jonathan Silverman exit

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.

Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

Silverman

A male, usually timid and without a mind of his own. Who consistently has to deal with an abusive girlfriend or wife. This person usually has no idea that they are being abused and/or does not consider her behaviour to be abuse. Often times making excuses for her and doing whatever she commands. The girlfriend of a Silverman is often times controlling and restrictive in nearly all aspects of his life; especially when it comes to his friends. It is the duty of all good friends to make sure this kind of relationship ends permanently or doesn't begin at all, or else this cancerous girlfriend could ruin your friendship.

The word "Silverman" refers to the character Darren Silverman, played by Jason Biggs, in the movie Saving Silverman.

"Dude, Bini's turned Dom into a Silverman, she's such a fucking bitch. She won't even let him hang out with us."

"There goes Bini, bragging about the guys who want to fuck her and talking bad about Dom again...and he's okay with it. She's turned him into such a Silverman"

"I heard Dom finally broke up with Bini, good....He was such a Silverman in that relationship."

"Dom's been drinking a lot more lately. I heard Bini put him on the couch too. I don't ever want to be a Silverman like that guy."

"Friends don't let friends become a Silverman."

by BlastBeater April 29, 2010