After using the public restroom, typically , you use the shitty 1-ply toilet paper and it leave shreds of toilet paper in and/or on your vagina, anus, etc. Solely, because of the low quality of the 1-ply toilet paper.
'I didn't eat anything with fiber on our date last night in hopes of getting dicked down, I didn't want to chance having to take a dump and getting shreddies all over my asshole.'
by calcafggthhbtghrthrthrthh March 08, 2017
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Large, friendly, furry animal known to giggle incessantly. Became extinct because it had no known skills. The final known Yeti died of peanut allergies after being shot by a security guard with a paintball gun.
by SaraFelp February 09, 2015
by mr jeffrey February 21, 2011
When a guy/girl becomes unkissable due to their chapped, dry and grated like appearance lips.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.
Rodney- "Hey sexy, give us a kiss" (proceeded with a wink)
Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"
Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"
by Quagga Quimp October 25, 2010
A Shreddies Kiss is where two people kiss on the lips in very quick succession, usually at about 3 kisses per second, it is very hard not to laugh during the kissing and feels particularly strange.
by Dordof September 25, 2017
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