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Shortcaking

The prosses in which whipped cream is inserted into one's anus accompanied by chopped strawberries which then are excreted into their partners mouth.
I love when my partner is shortcaking me!
by MadHater666 April 1, 2022
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Shortcaking

An act between two partners, in which on partner inserts whipped cream into their anus accompanied with chopped strawberries, then the mix is excreted into the other partners mouth delivering a yummy suprise.
"Feel like spicing your sex life up? Try shortcaking!"
by MadHater666 April 1, 2022
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shortcummings

(1) Flaws or inadequacies regarding ejaculation.
(2) Faults related to not depositing your jizz inside a woman's love-tunnel in a properly-timed or correctly-positioned manner, such as shooting your load before you get your cock all da way inside of her vagina, or being so eager and horny dat you spurt before you've even attained a full erection, and so your sperm comes out of only a "stubby" dick and thus does not reach fully to da back of her coochie da way she wants it.
Da term "shortcummings" could also refer to however many "secondary" ejaculations dat you manage to serve da lady wif subsequent to your having cum da first time; usually these "additional" outflows will be quite weak and minuscule compared to your initial release, and so they will definitely "fall short" of both parties' desires or expectations.
by QuacksO July 3, 2023
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