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shituation

"Fuck! My boyfriend just found out that i am cheating on him!!!"

"Wow, that is a big shituation..."
by whichmonaneyy January 11, 2009
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Shituation

How Sean Connery pronounces the word 'situation'.
"What'sh the shituation, M?
by Tony Z May 3, 2008
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Shituation

-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!
by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009
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Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013
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Shituated

The result of being comfortable enough on the toilet to start/continue taking a shit.
After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.
by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014
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shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.
Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.
by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006
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shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert
When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.
by maskerbator October 4, 2011
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