Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
Get the Shitter's Dilemma mug.Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1
by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021
Get the Shitter's Dilemma mug.The void of moisture in your body after the act of defecation while already dehydrated. The mental and physical emptiness felt after taking a gigantic shit.
Gordo knew he would soon have "shitter's remorse" as he gazed with dehydration at the over flowing port-a-johns on the third day of the music festival.
by Shady Jay May 10, 2011
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Tim: Man, i'm got a serious case of shitter's shame just now
Ben: Why? Whats up man?
Tim: I keep feeling real insecure... Must be the shame of shagging your mother last week.
Ben: Why? Whats up man?
Tim: I keep feeling real insecure... Must be the shame of shagging your mother last week.
by TimBen86 December 23, 2009
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"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."
"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."
by Don Lorenzo January 7, 2006
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shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.
by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017
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