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a man who's tall dark and handsome...a guitar god...wonder who that could be?
um....KIRK HAMMETT!!!!!!
by Sam April 11, 2004
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one who sits around lookin at playboys while eatin slim jims
Philip Gevese is the sexiest man(but first u have to bail him out of jail where he gained 50 lb. off of bread and water)
by Shmu June 2, 2004
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A guy with a big penis and nice man-boobs. Jimmy Kessler
ooo... I like your man-boobs. You might just be one of the sexiest men alive!
by Julie MacIntyre April 4, 2003
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Just Google him up and you’ll see what I mean

All the guys and girls will faint once they see him as he is the sexiest man alive I met so far.
by suck_my_d33 January 9, 2020
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I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan can suck a left nut
by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022
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