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Self Defense 

When a white person attacks you unprovoked
"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"
Self Defense by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025

Self-Defense Rush 

One of Reigen's special moves where, he's unsure if it's really self-defense, he yells out "self-defense" just in case.
Ryo Shimazaki: I'll face you head on!
Reigen: Self-Defense Rush

self defense rape 

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.
Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.

i drop kicked that child in self defense 

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense
Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

premeditated self-defense 

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.
Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

Massachusetts Self Defense 

Using a rifle, or an axe, to accomplish what a pistol or shotgun would normally be used for. Practiced in Massachusetts because the gun laws generally prohibit ownership and use of pistols.
When the cop arrived, the burglar was dead right there, and there, and there, and way over there. The homeowner had used a chainsaw to perform Massachusetts Self Defense.