Seacow

The cow of the sea, or a fat ugly fuck.
by ericaisepicx May 05, 2009
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seacow

Used to describe a fat woman (BBW).
by ast August 12, 2004
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seacow

craiglist slang for any woman over 120 lbs.
I hope you blow up to seacow-like proportions and die.

what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.
by t-bone March 03, 2005
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Slippery Seacow

Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.
" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"

"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
by rignfendo September 30, 2011
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ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”
by BlazingFury January 07, 2018
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