Scientist

The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.

Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Scientist

DARGH! STAHP! Hello, Gordon!

A Scientist!

by le block October 28, 2022

Scientist Pubes

The short, golden pubic fuzz which appears at the first signs of pubity and looks like stereotypical scientist hair(but golden)

"Dude! have you hit puperty yet?"

"Yer man, i have about 12 scientist pubes!"

"Rock On!"

"Thanx, it means a lot."

"That's okay bro, i love you."

"I love you too x."

by Tooooooobz October 22, 2008

Scientist Envy

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.

Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.

by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025

ghetto scientist

Someone from the hood who figures out a new scam.

That grifter is a real ghetto scientist!

by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020

The Scientist

A song by British band Coldplay about love lost; features lead singer Chris Martin playing the piano. "The Scientist" is off their album "A Rush of Blood to the Head", released in 2002.

Coldplay's "The Scientist" is my favorite song to date.

by Constantine November 30, 2004

Australian rocket scientist

A manual laborer, expecially one involved in digging, excavation. So called because the Australians are known as "diggers" and regarded as being rather dense.

He was digging a ditch, a regular Australian rocket scientist!

by Tom from the Shore November 10, 2007