samus

Nintendo's most sexualised character in fan-fiction

Deviantart is full of sexy Samus pics

by proto craft April 14, 2016

Samiksha

An extremely intelligent shy kind of girl who always loves to have 'fun'. In short, a girl who always wants to do something, but won't be too direct about it and keeps you guessing what is on her mind.

Natasha: Im so bored.
Vikas: Wanna hang out at that new coffee shop?
Natasha: No, not really.
Vikas: How about watch a movie.
Natasha: Umm.. No.
Vikas: My place?
Natasha: Okay, now that we don't have anywhere to go. Lets go if you want to.
Vikas: You're such a samiksha! Couldn't you just tell me you wanted to go to my place?

by Kwi February 5, 2010

Zero suit samus

The Metroid Prime star Samus Aran usuals seen wearing the trademark Metroid Bounty Hunter suit, however in certain Metroid games codes can be used to remove Samus' suit showing her in an admitedly hot bikini.

Player 1: Dude did you use the Zero suit samus code?
Player 2: yea, Samus is fucking hot!
Player 1: sweet...

by Raz0rLine May 17, 2008

Samus

An extremely sexy girl from the video game series 'Metroid'. I've never played the game, but once I saw Samus, I figured I should get the game, for, you know, the action... Every night I- er... umm... many people masturbate to her picture, just turn safesearch OFF on google images and look up 'samus porn' you'll be happy you did!

guy1: Man, at the end of Metroid Prime Trilogy when Samus took off her armor, I blew on my face!
guy2: Find naked pictures of her on google, and you'll shoot across the entire room!!!
guy2's girlfriend: What's this stuff on the wall?
guy2: Hey, did you do something with your hair? It looks great!

by A7X forever August 25, 2010

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

by TOG47 February 18, 2011

Salius

It's a character in the online game Tharsis Gate that is actually a completely automated set of triggers, otherwise known as scripts, run by start either with one push of a key on the keyboard, or in most cases by a timer set to start the series of commands. These commands can run anywhere from 500 to more than 1000 total in a matter of seconds, preventing normal game play for most other players in the game overall and completely removing areas from game play altogether for those who wish to play there.

Said character, Salius, has been known to bot (running scripts without being present, using timer) for literally weeks at a time, as is evident by his overall level in comparison with his age. Runs elaborate triggers set to beep his laptop loudly whenever a tell is sent to him, or his name is mentioned on gossip, or someone enters a room he is in, mainly wizards, who run the game but are afraid to wipe a high level player, even though the rules dictate he should be wiped.

Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north
Salius arrives
Salius leaves north

by Eminem23 August 28, 2008

Samus Aran

a female bounty hunter that everyone thinks is a guy at first.

dude i was playing super smash bros and when i got Samus Aran's special i finally figured out she was a chick.

by Rammies October 24, 2009