Moby's Dick

When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.

"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."

by FlipSpiceland December 4, 2012

mobile applebee's

A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.

Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.

by projectmantis September 28, 2008

Moby's Dick

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.

He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick

by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.

Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

by idealismfosho January 4, 2010

mobius s

That weird pointy s thing that nobody knows the origin to

"Dude what are you drawing?" "The mobius s my dude." "Why is it pointed?" "Idk dude", "K." "K."

by dustyflo January 2, 2017

SMOB

SMOB:

Snowflake Muppets Ostracizing Boomers

"Ok Boomer"

"Ahh, you're part of the SMOB. You realize that everything you take for granted to deliver your smug pseudo-superiority was created by Boomers, right? The web, most of TCP, Windows, Apple, the underpinnings of the entire Internet?"

"Ok Boomer"

by Boomer, Karen January 10, 2020

smobes

The SMOKE-ROBES which are Lord Voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

Robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.

Ron "Ahhhh its YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!"
Harry " Yeh but check out his new smobes!"

by Danielle Luxton September 2, 2009