Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

by Roberto Windows May 17, 2007

Root Beer Float

A girl can't make up her mind who she wants to sleep with. She decides to bring both guys home, one black and one white. They have a 3-some with the white guy on top and the black on the bottom.

She couldn't decide so ended up getting root beer floated.

by donjuan2015 August 23, 2014

Root Beer Float

The act of taking a horrific shit where the feces bubbles up like a root beer float; frothy and juicy.

"Dude, I ate so much Taco Bell I had to run home and have a root beer float!"

by adamdawg81 May 19, 2010

root beer float

When one is ass railing a person the cums in the persons ass, pulls out and the reciever farts causing jizim to come out and float to the surface of the asshole.

I was ass fucking this whore bag and i nutted in her butt and she had a root beer float.

by Jimbo the clown September 16, 2005

Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.

Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"

by Brandon Grimme November 20, 2007

the root beer float

The act of doing anal and having the femael gender shit on your dck clean it with her mouth and then keep it on her mouth and then you cum on your chest and then she spits it on your chest: The rooot bear float

man ishe really lovess the root beer float

by Soy Sause November 30, 2017

Root Beer Float

When a man comes inside of a dirty ads and the creampie is Brown from shit topped with the sweet confection of cum, resembling a Root beer float

God damn! That chicks ass was so dirty or fucking ended with a Root beer float

by Edonah February 23, 2015