The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.
by britrocker2000 November 7, 2007
Get the Roman Helmetmug. When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.
"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."
by Jm420 April 30, 2015
Get the Roman Helmetmug. After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.
by Jacob Banuelos April 16, 2006
Get the roman helmetmug. When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011
Get the roman army helmetmug. The act of sitting over a girls head and dangling the cock down the bridge of her nose and in between her eyes.
by Shing000000 May 19, 2011
Get the Roman Cavalry Helmetmug. When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.
by yambag021 January 15, 2008
Get the roman soldier helmetmug. Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.
by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005
Get the roman battle helmetmug.