Roman Helmet
The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.
Roman Helmet by britrocker2000 November 7, 2007
Get the Roman Helmet mug.
Roman Helmet
When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.
"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."
Roman Helmet by Jm420 April 30, 2015
roman helmet
After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.
roman helmet by Jacob Banuelos April 16, 2006
Roman Helmet
Roman Helmet by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020
Roman Helmet
An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.
Roman Helmet by Raws Dye January 2, 2021
sticky roman helmet
sticky roman helmet by caboosesam September 2, 2022
roman army helmet
When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
roman army helmet by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011