The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.
by britrocker2000 October 19, 2007
When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.
"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."
by Jm420 April 30, 2015
After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.
by Jacob Banuelos March 10, 2006
When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
by granddaddykaddy February 27, 2011
The act of sitting over a girls head and dangling the cock down the bridge of her nose and in between her eyes.
by Shing000000 April 28, 2011
When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.
by yambag021 January 11, 2008
Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.
by PoloSportCondoms.com June 07, 2005