Roman helmet

The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!

Joey passed out at my house and we gave him a Roman helmet

by King ocean August 24, 2018

roman helmet

the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.

"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"

by wiggida wack August 30, 2007

roman helmet

After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.

Dude, I jerked off so many times today that I got a roman helmet!!

by Jacob Banuelos April 16, 2006

roman army helmet

When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.

William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.

by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011

Roman Cavalry Helmet

The act of sitting over a girls head and dangling the cock down the bridge of her nose and in between her eyes.

I'm exhausted from that Roman Cavalry Helmet that Goebs gave me last night!!!

by Shing000000 May 19, 2011

roman soldier helmet

The act of placing you ballsack on someone's eyes, and then laying your hose down their nose.

When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.

by yambag021 January 15, 2008

roman battle helmet

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.

Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005