Rocky Mountain Roofie

A Rocky Mountain Roofie is essentially an overwhelming sensation of awe induced by the myriad beauties of Colorado. The overwhelming awe, in addition to a lack of oxygen, causes one to become unconscious within minutes therefore allowing nature to determine the ominous fate of the victim.

"Dude, I think Mother Nature just had her way with me... good thing she's a MILF!"

He totally OD'd while getting Rocky Mountain High

Hey man, your gonna take her hiking?

Man: Yeah I'm gonna slip her a Rocky Mountain Roofie

by 2oorsNowtsst November 10, 2010

Rocky Mountain Fountain

To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.

Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.

by Orgasm Mcsquirty December 10, 2010

Rocky Mountain Mudslide

The unfortunate result of anal gaping a dirty west coast jam band groupie who as a result of said gaping sprays you head to toe in vegan diarrhea.

I totally got a Rocky Mountain Mudslide after that Phish show last night....I really need a shower now.

by BobLoblaw120 April 20, 2015

Rocky Mountain Tumbler

Verb: The act of sitting your balls on the top of a girl’s(or guy’s) head, then squatting down so that the balls tumble down their face.

Do you fuck with the Rocky Mountain Tumbler?

by Tr@shBagz December 20, 2018

A Great Rocky Mountain

it is when you are feeling a girls tits and they are hard as fuck

yo girl you got a great rocky mountain

by North Carolina March 3, 2009

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull nuts. Idiots eat them.

"Hey Joe, lets make us some tasty Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Aren't they bull nuts, fred?

Yes..."

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Rocky Mountain Oyster

edible bull testicles

those were some good rocky mountain oysters at the bar last night.

by Hugh G. Dick July 2, 2008