Acting as a pussy nigga
by RealTakashiNigga December 7, 2018
Get the Hiding Behind The Rice mug.It is the anglo/asian version of a bromance. The intense love shared between a heterosexual anglo and asian person (of either sex).
John: Dude, you know how you're my ricemance? Do you want to go out for a Thirsty Tuesday tonight and sink some beers?
Janssen: Yeah, I'd love you long time if we did
John: You're awesome, can't wait to spend some quality time with you
Janssen: Yeah, I'd love you long time if we did
John: You're awesome, can't wait to spend some quality time with you
by emaj April 6, 2010
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Ricie • Ricier • ricieri • Ricer • rice • ricegum • rice burner • rice rocket • rice cakes • rice cracker
A non-Asian man who constantly denies that they are attracted to Asian men, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Ethan: Have you seen that Michael has shacked up with another asian dude?
Daniel: OMG yeah, he has such a massive case of rice queen denial
Ethan: He'll probably need a prescription of antibiotics for his RQD
Daniel: OMG yeah, he has such a massive case of rice queen denial
Ethan: He'll probably need a prescription of antibiotics for his RQD
by ConfuciusSays69 November 29, 2017
Get the rice queen denial mug.A variation of the ricer flyby whereby a driver of a vehicle attempts to initiate a race by cutting off the target at a high rate of speed but before the driver of the other vehicle can respond or realizes what just happened while they were minding their own business, the ricer proceeds to turn off onto a side street, parking lot or pull a u-turn.
The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.
Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.
The technique is usually performed to save face by avoiding embarrassment and keep the ego of the driver and their inadequate machine intact. This serves to boost the self-esteem of the instigator or for the purpose of ultimate internet forum bragging rights.
Historically this maneuver was performed by drivers of anemically underpowered cars but the popularity of ricer turn offs has increased exponentially and can be seen now being performed by vehicles of every make and model including imports, domestics, minivans, pickup trucks, luxury vehicles and mopeds.
*Civic flies by Mustang*
*Civic turns off into side street*
Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!
Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.
Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.
Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?
Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*
*Civic turns off into side street*
Honda Civic driver: yo man did you see that? i just blew the doors off that Mustang!
Honda Civic passenger: nah brah doesn't count you pulled a ricer turn-off before he even knew what was goin on. We missed the mickey dees parking lot where we were gonna have lunch.
Honda Civic driver: fuck you man i ain't goin back there. i won.
Shelby GT500 driver: can someone tell me what just happened?
Shelby GT500 passenger: *shrugs*
by mickymickdondons October 19, 2012
Get the ricer turn-off mug.A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.
There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.
Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.
Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.
by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023
Get the Rice mama mug.The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!
by little blue blob January 22, 2021
Get the Egg fried rice mug.(Ri-ser fli bi) An action undertaken by a person fitting any or all of the genuinely accepted criteria of a "ricer" in which he or she accelerates a slow and underpowered motor vehicle, which is usually adorned with large spoilers, bright paint colors/graphics and neon lights, past another vehicle which is known or thought to be faster or more powerful with the intention of overtaking said vehicle at as high a speed differentiation as possible.
The act is typically used in lieu of a genuine speeding contest in which the "ricer" does not perceive any chance of succeeding and instead uses the action as a fabricated victory. The second vehicle is typically piloted by a driver who is unaware of any automotive competition beforehand, is likely driving in high-gear at low RPM and may or may not be adjusting the vehicle's stereo and/or scratching their genitals at the time.
The actual act of acceleration is usually very brief and surprisingly unimpressive and is usually accompanied by a very loud and irritating buzzing noise from the exhaust and/or the activation of the "ricer's" 4-way hazard indicators, which are used to communicate the bitch-slapping to the second vehicle.
The act is typically used in lieu of a genuine speeding contest in which the "ricer" does not perceive any chance of succeeding and instead uses the action as a fabricated victory. The second vehicle is typically piloted by a driver who is unaware of any automotive competition beforehand, is likely driving in high-gear at low RPM and may or may not be adjusting the vehicle's stereo and/or scratching their genitals at the time.
The actual act of acceleration is usually very brief and surprisingly unimpressive and is usually accompanied by a very loud and irritating buzzing noise from the exhaust and/or the activation of the "ricer's" 4-way hazard indicators, which are used to communicate the bitch-slapping to the second vehicle.
Did he just do a ricer flyby??
In most cases, the "ricer" will later engage in spontaneous and excessive masturbation while vividly recalling his actions at which time the second driver will typically be having sexual intercourse with the "ricer's" girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, mother or any combination of the above.
In most cases, the "ricer" will later engage in spontaneous and excessive masturbation while vividly recalling his actions at which time the second driver will typically be having sexual intercourse with the "ricer's" girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, mother or any combination of the above.
by www.TriStateTuners.com April 17, 2006
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