The most convenient seating position for multitasking two of men's most favorite pass-times: masturbation & a nice long shit. Find steps below:
1.) Preparation- obtain your Sunday newspaper, your iPad, and your moms silky smooth lotion
2.) Location- Migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living space. IMPORTANT NOTICE: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) Positioning- Place such iPad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. Then proceed to place right and left ass cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. MAKE SURE YOU ARE FACING IPAD ON TANK COVER.
4.) Climax- Now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
5.) 8=====D-
1.) Preparation- obtain your Sunday newspaper, your iPad, and your moms silky smooth lotion
2.) Location- Migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living space. IMPORTANT NOTICE: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) Positioning- Place such iPad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. Then proceed to place right and left ass cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. MAKE SURE YOU ARE FACING IPAD ON TANK COVER.
4.) Climax- Now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
5.) 8=====D-
by Pseudo 101 May 11, 2016
When a man is doing reverse cowgirl on another man;
the man is pointed upon the other man's penis, with his face and body facing the one whose penis it is' head. Usually, the man is bounced up and down, and it is VERY hot.
the man is pointed upon the other man's penis, with his face and body facing the one whose penis it is' head. Usually, the man is bounced up and down, and it is VERY hot.
by Gay Porn Lover December 26, 2017
Fuck the reverse cowgirl, I want the reverse cowboy missionary position! Now hop on mama's lapìi7*7&8&7
by ▪°•◇Łįĺ Bîţ◇•°▪ September 13, 2019
by Larry kingsh May 25, 2009
Ricardo is bored, lonely, and sick of the same old fapping, so he decided to flip his hand around and try Reverse Lonely Cowboy style.
by WagonDude1961 December 14, 2014
A Woman, hangs vertically over a ma; and then falls. mid-fall she turns around into a 69 position. On the bounce back up, they grab each others feet, and roll forward. (imagine Cat-Dog rolling down a hill). This leaves the man on top, with his pee-pee in the woman's butthole, and her finger in his (butthole)
by Loki5869 September 08, 2009
by Rob February 09, 2005