the reverse cowboy

The most convenient seating position for multitasking two of men's most favorite pass-times: masturbation & a nice long shit. Find steps below:
1.) Preparation- obtain your Sunday newspaper, your iPad, and your moms silky smooth lotion

2.) Location- Migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living space. IMPORTANT NOTICE: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) Positioning- Place such iPad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. Then proceed to place right and left ass cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. MAKE SURE YOU ARE FACING IPAD ON TANK COVER.
4.) Climax- Now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
5.) 8=====D-

I yelled "NO! GET OUT" at my little brother's friend when he caught me hittin' the reverse cowboy.

by Pseudo 101 May 11, 2016

gay reverse cowboy

When a man is doing reverse cowgirl on another man;
the man is pointed upon the other man's penis, with his face and body facing the one whose penis it is' head. Usually, the man is bounced up and down, and it is VERY hot.

did you see that hot gay reverse cowboy porn video?! I cummed twice!

by Gay Porn Lover April 22, 2018

reverse cowboy missionary

The Sex position where the guys on top straddling the girl is on the bottom with her legs together!

Fuck the reverse cowgirl, I want the reverse cowboy missionary position! Now hop on mama's lapìi7*7&8&7

by ▪°•◇Łįĺ Bîţ◇•°▪ September 12, 2019

double reverse cowboy sex rodeo

sex when the girl is on top

my girl just asked me for me to let her do a double reverse cowboy sex rodeo

by Larry kingsh May 25, 2009

reverse lonely cowboy

Masturbating with your dominant hand reverse grip (with palm on top).

Ricardo is bored, lonely, and sick of the same old fapping, so he decided to flip his hand around and try Reverse Lonely Cowboy style.

by WagonDude1961 December 14, 2014

Reverse Mongo Cowboy

A Woman, hangs vertically over a ma; and then falls. mid-fall she turns around into a 69 position. On the bounce back up, they grab each others feet, and roll forward. (imagine Cat-Dog rolling down a hill). This leaves the man on top, with his pee-pee in the woman's butthole, and her finger in his (butthole)

I think i busted my back with the reverse mongo cowboy last night, Tracy was too fat

by Loki5869 September 7, 2009

reverse meat face cowboy

A sexual position in which the female straddles the males face and grinds incessantly.

Paul's just a regular 'ole reverse meat face cowboy.

by Rob February 9, 2005