by halieisabellarose June 21, 2018
A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.
by corkysfather October 04, 2013
A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
by Words Wired Weird February 04, 2008
by Mister Four January 16, 2010
It means retard because retort sounds like retard.
This definition is usually made by people in year 7 whilst learning about scientific equipment.
This definition is usually made by people in year 7 whilst learning about scientific equipment.
Guy 1: Dude go A.
Guy 2: Dude sud de fuc up, I'm going b
Guy 1: shush you retort stand, you can't even aim LoL.
Guy 2: Ahaha, got me there XD. Nice one
Guy 2: Dude sud de fuc up, I'm going b
Guy 1: shush you retort stand, you can't even aim LoL.
Guy 2: Ahaha, got me there XD. Nice one
by Marco5py September 27, 2018
A remark that is both rhetorical and is essentially a retort, as when asking a question in a sarcastic tone that indicates you don’t require an answer.
by Time Foolery March 30, 2024
1. A social media comment or response, lacking any real substance that is designed to agitate, offend, and incite an argument.
2. The echo produced when while performing cunalingus. The performer screams a word or phrase directly into the vagina. The sound waves entering the vagina reverberate off of the walls of the slut's cavernous womb. The time delay between the scream and the subsequent echo measures the slutiness of the individual.
2. The echo produced when while performing cunalingus. The performer screams a word or phrase directly into the vagina. The sound waves entering the vagina reverberate off of the walls of the slut's cavernous womb. The time delay between the scream and the subsequent echo measures the slutiness of the individual.
The Feminist Facebook page was discussing the merits of whether a glass ceiling still exists until John came in and made the Bhavsarian Retort: "Bitches need to shut up, listen, and get their asses back to the kitchen". Then he dropped his mouse pad like a boss and exited the discussion.
John knew his one night stand was a bit loose in the sack, when he screamed hello! into her vagina and he received someone else's Bhavsarian Retort, presumably from the night before, four minutes later.
John knew his one night stand was a bit loose in the sack, when he screamed hello! into her vagina and he received someone else's Bhavsarian Retort, presumably from the night before, four minutes later.
by Jonny no no May 19, 2021