A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."
"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
by RedZebra November 26, 2010
–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
by Kompute Kellys April 07, 2010
When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
by valet6969 October 06, 2010
by Phil McCrevace March 11, 2003
An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"
by snotfistthedickish September 04, 2011
Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.
Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
*Riise strikes the ball and scores*
Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
by wezdog December 10, 2011
to fuck you up
by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010