Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 6, 2019

Relax

re-lax (v) : The act of consuming a salmon twice through regurgitation.

If you can't relax, there's plenty of more fish in the sea!

by Galfodo September 21, 2017

relax

e.g. Chill the fuck out. Used when someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Similarly, when someone is told to "Calm down".

Relax, it's not a big deal.

by nycbatch August 14, 2016

Relaxing

Relaxing :- A gentlemen enjoying a well deserved rest resulting in him being utterly and totally relieved.

Hey Jon what you up to this evening mate ?

I fully intend on relaxing inside my bird.

by The Unloader November 6, 2010

Relax

To take another dose of laxatives

Joe was still constipated and decided to relax.

by Wildthing October 27, 2011

relaxative

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.

"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."

by nate y ellinor September 22, 2009

relaxative

When someone is feeling stressed or anxious they may be asked to 'take a relaxative' as another way of asking them to calm down. Another way of telling someone to de-stress or not worry so much.

Mike "I'm so worried about this next tee shot."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."

Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."

by Bettsy_Down_Under November 30, 2010