An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watching her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
by Long Island August 13, 2004
Get the Rear Admiralmug. "I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."
by Duckbutt May 28, 2006
Get the Rear Admiralmug. Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral
by jenm May 13, 2005
Get the Rear Admiralmug. by Dan April 7, 2003
Get the Rear Admiralmug. by David October 19, 2003
Get the Rear Admiralmug. High ranking Naval officer.
Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.
Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.
After a night of drinking too much tequila, I decided to do the rear admiral. The girl ended up with a broken nose and I ended up with a broken lamp and TV.
by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
Get the The Rear Admiralmug. From an interview with "The Simpsons" creators.
Regarding "Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:
BART: Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
MILHOUSE: No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window, you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.
This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was from the family of "flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we know, it doesn't really exist.
Regarding "Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:
BART: Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
MILHOUSE: No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window, you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.
This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was from the family of "flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we know, it doesn't really exist.
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
by jlovato August 18, 2006
Get the rear admiralmug.