Chicken Ranchero

Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.

Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?

Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.

by Gordon Hewitt September 3, 2010

Ranchero

Little man. BIG dick.

I met this little ranchero last night, and he wasn't so little if you know what I mean!

by sass a frass May 15, 2006

rotten ranchero

stick a raw egg into the anus,and poop it out without breaking it.

Guido won the egg toss by ending it with a rotten ranchero.

by cessna July 12, 2006

Ranchero

a sexy way in spanish to say cowboy

i call up my ranchero every noche to baisez

by Dee the Shortee January 5, 2006

Rancheritos

They are these rectangular fried chips covered in yummy chilito. You wish you had these. You wish you were bathing in these. Tan prietos.

Pablo: "Oh my God. I'm so hungry."
Leslie: "What are you craving?"
Amber: "Doritos?"
Pablo: "Fuck no. I want Rancheritos!"

by menudo123 June 25, 2019

red ranchero

The act of giving a girl a mustache with her period blood after having sex.

After finding out she was on her period I gave her a red ranchero.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018