Ramses

An old condom brand. Slang for a really old/expired condom. Used in the second season of Californication.

Lew Ashby: "You got a rubber on you?"

Hank Moody: "I think I got the Ramses in my wallet from high school, but I'm pretty sure it's expired."

by Oshee August 11, 2009

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gordon ramsy

A fucking jerk who can't control his temper and he cant find the lamb sauce

Where's the LAMB SAUCE!!!!-Gordon ramsy

by Humans person May 7, 2018

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Ramses is a cool dude. He is pretty chill and calm when you meet him at first. But when you get to know him he's full of energy and is really goofy. He's a goofball most of the time so don't take what he says to the heart. Ramses is a handsome guy but when it comes to girls he's bit of a shy guy. The guy could be cute at times but you have to understand him first. He's understand and a good listener but sometimes he needs someone too listen to him as well. A huge gamer he is. He will challenge you to anything and super competitive. Overall, the guy is a pretty cool bro to have in your life.

"Ramses is so cool"

"That guy is funny bro"
"You need a ramses in your life"

by underratedasiangirl January 1, 2020

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Ramses

Ramses is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. he'll always try to make you feel better. his appearance can be a little scary at first but he will always be there for you. You will always want to be friends with him. If you find a Ramses never ever let him go because he will be the love of your life.

Wow! You see him? Who is he?
That's Ramses.
I want to be friends with him.
Same!

by YukineSekkiYumiko December 2, 2018

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Ramses II

Ramses II is most known as the pharaoh who built the space shuttle, however, recent discoveries have shown that he worked part time as the 43th president of the USA. Born in a deep cave in the desert, his life as a child was really boring because he had no one to talk to. At the age of 11 he developed superpowers and started building pyramids all over the place. This annoyed very much the inhabitants of the Nile region because he didn't have the required environmental permissions, and even more because he used up all the rocks and they had to build their houses from camel manure and dried lizards.

Making the Space Shuttle

Depressed by the lack of support by his own people, he decided to build an enormous rocket and go to the moon in search of happyness. He soon developed the space shuttle program. But then fell in love with a bearded woman, lost interest in the space program, and sold the rights to the shuttle to a small American company called NASA. He married the bearded woman, only to find that she was really a nigerian scammer called Bill Gates in disguise.

Finestrism

They founded a new religion, Finestrism, or the irrational belief that one can accomplish any task using windows. Their beginnings were very hard, as most of their followers didn't understand well the message and kept jumping through the window in hope of achieving enlightment, ethernal life or solitaire. But they eventually made a lot of money fixing clepsydras for the Year00 bug that had been discovered in windows95BC.

Ramses II died of the rabies in 1998 when he couldn't turn off the office helper. His body was mummified in the hope that the advances in medicine of the future will someday make him live again. His disconsolate widow low-level formatted his hard drive and installed XP.

Ramses II... lmao... funny huh?

by kodiac1 July 6, 2006

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