race car sex

Spicing up sex by making race car noises while fucking. Both partners are encouraged to participate, although only the male is able to shift gears, using his partners tits. Inspired by Jeff Gordon.

Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?

Jeff Gordon: vrooooom, vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooom

Ingrid Vandebosch: YES! Shift into fifth baby!

Jeff: VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM

Diana Patrick: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR...race car sex!

by fornicatia January 11, 2010

Race car surprise

A race car surprise is when somebody has sexual intercourse with their partner very rapidly and quickly. Usually to avoid regret and moaning.

Gee Dan, I gave my girlfriend a race car surprise last night! I was great! We got it down to 1 minute flat!

by sup3rgh0st September 10, 2010

Race Car Driver

A man who likes to engage in promiscuous interracial gay sex in restaurant bathrooms.

Frank: "Hey buddy. Name's Frank. You a race car driver?"
Teddy: "Oh yes."
*Frank and Teddy commence with gay sex in stall four*

by David Cline June 12, 2008

race car to the face

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"

"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"

by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012

Race car kid

A kid that instead of saying something like stop please don’t do that they say stooooooooop bro and wassup then in a mad and whiny matter.

Omg STOOOOOOP WUSSUP THEN KID YOU WANNA GO? Race car kid

by Lol u thot November 5, 2018

Race Car Business

A business run by a sociopath who will win at all costs and, ultimately, envisions themselves driving the race car themselves, running over anyone in their path.

He's building a race car business and to hell with whatever gets in the way.

by Irseer June 25, 2019

Oklahoman Race Car

It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.

"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.

by the nut nutter November 10, 2020