ryland

He sucks at fortnite, takes steroids to look buff, gets mad at everything, loves to argue when hes wrong

man ryland we got 2nd place in fortnite, we couldve won if you didnt suck at shooting

by pizzazeke February 13, 2018

Ryland

Just a whale. A huge Whale

“Look I think I see a whale!”
- “No that’s just Ryland”

by Ya OI December 30, 2019

ryland

1) A white man who most likely loves anime

2) Speaks only Japanese

That Ryland is always watching them shows

by Baka69 June 19, 2018

Ryland

When you go to a party, get extremely hammered, and throw up in all the places the host specifically asks no one to throw up in.

-"Dude I totally pulled a Ryland last night and threw up in the middle of Dylan's deck and all over his brother's room"
-"Didn't he specifically tell everyone to not do that last night?"
-"...yea..."
-"You need to get your shit together, man"

by Collin Charisma March 02, 2009

Ryland Blackinton

Guitarist and back-up vocalist for the AH-MAZING band Cobra Starship, may be known also as "Guy Ripley." Known for being amazing and talented and funny. Also impersonates Gabe very well. Kind of looks like Nicholas Cage. May be seen walking around with Gabe Saporta.

OMG I just saw the latest edition of TAI TV, and Ryland Blackinton was SOO funny as Guy Ripley! I wonder if he will ever get Victoria...?

by SPANDY- the one and only April 16, 2008

Ryland Storms

A tiktoker who dances. He is in the hype house and likes to pull up the middle finger. His friends are Chase Hudson ( Also known as lilhuddy), Nick Austin, and more.

Me: Ryland Storms is so hot!!!!

by MisterJonesMeandMisterJones August 18, 2020

Ryland Skipper

Is a virgin
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON

KID #1 hey ryland what did you do on saturday?

Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends

by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022