Ross

Usually fucking gorgeous, awesome, funny, and kind

Man, you are soooo Ross.

Bro, are you sure your name isn't Ross?

by Yeswecant! June 19, 2017

ross

Ross is usually a tall guy and his brown hair and green eyes will have you falling fast for him, he extremely cute and has a big heart, he treats people right and know how to have a laugh

friend 1 "who's that?

friend 2 "oh that's ross"
friend 1 "he's cute "

by squishyfish June 16, 2018

Ross

My best fucking friend, the funniest dude you'll ever meet. He's so caring, you'll never meet someone like him. He cares about everyone around him and has so much potential. He will always be there for you, even if you don't deserve it, Ross is the most special dude you'll ever meet. He makes you feel like you matter in a world where you feel like you don't. Never take advantage of him, because he's the only thing in this dumbass world that matters. He's so amazing and he doesn't even realize it, so it's up to all of us to let him know how much he changes our lives, and how he makes them so much better.

Ross? I think you mean God.

by WillyWonkaIsMyDad January 7, 2019

Ross

A booty man. Likes to think he’s the funniest shitposter on Facebook but really it’s just a bunch of 16 year old girls reacting to his posts because they know he’s a nonce. You’ll see him out in DTC every friday AND saturday, but don’t count on him most weekends because football is life. Has a shit trim at the minute but has a horse cock so you decide which one tips the scales. Ross will wanna desperately get with you when you’re both drunk at 2 am because he has no other bitches but he’s also a great laugh and have I mentioned the horse cock?

You should definitely watch out for Ross, his type is girls with boyfriends

Ross does have stamina

by ZuzannaT March 18, 2020

ross

A Ross is a sexy beast. Found mainly in lush green climates, some occasionally migrate to much colder areas. Feeds on take away and strawberry Yoohoo. When encountered, hug tightly, and don't let go.

Check out that Ross over there! Hubba Hubba!

by pilsa July 22, 2008

ross

Ross:

An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.

A Ross looks human from the outside, but are obviously alien when you observe them competiting against humans in the wild where Ross's clearly outperform humans in all areas.

If you see a Ross, kiss it. They like that.

eg:
"daddy, is that person an alien? he's so much quicker than all the other runners in the race"

...."No son, he must be a Ross"

by Rossisagoodnamedontslagitoff May 18, 2007

Ross

A very handsome man with mysterious bright blue eyes. Has a way with stealing your heart and making it melt with his sweet words of affection. His smile gives butterflies to the girl with the green eyes. Hugs like a bear, kisses sweetly, and loves deeply. Caring and passionate. To sum it all up, a total sweetheart :)

I love you Ross

by february24 September 1, 2010