"Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,its number is six hundred and sixty six
Revelation 13:18
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,its number is six hundred and sixty six
Revelation 13:18
by El nacho playmer May 10, 2018
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The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
Get the Post-Ejaculation Revelation mug.Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.
"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
"Well what happened bro??"
"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
Get the Masturbation Revelation mug.John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
Jason: So why didn't you?
John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012
Get the Post Cum Revelation mug.The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
by ilted April 8, 2010
Get the porcelain revelation mug.This is all acted toward being tempted or allured into something, it may be divine truth, it may be the mystery of armeggedon, wouldn't you like to know? This is a Temptation Revelation.
Being tempted into finding out something horrible...or divine. Pretty much the same as the definition.
by The Widow October 9, 2004
Get the Temptation Revelation mug.The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
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