restart retard

PC term: When you restart your pc and it goes full retard and takes forever to load due to updates.

- I'm going to restart my pc but it might take some time for me to be back.
- why is that?
- restart retard ....

by A_E_M August 7, 2015

Japanese Restart

When your electronic device is seriously malfunctioning and you have no other choice but rip out the power cord and or battery to give it a "fresh start".

-"ah Gavin, mycomputer is blue screening"

-"ok ross, you know what to do....rip that power cord out and give it a Japanese Restart".

by JapStart November 23, 2018

restart elite

the restart elite is an elite that exists only in halo: reach. it is an elite that does not wear any armor and is armed with only a combat knife, is invincible and can kill you in one stab and makes you restart the entire campaign(hence the name restart elite) you can usually tell that he is making an attack by the disturbed song indestructable before he enters the game. his appearances are extremely rare. also, he deranks you to recruit and takes away your armor and credits.

the restart elite will kill everything you love, give you HIV, tell your grandmother dead baby jokes until she has a stroke and throw your cat at a ceiling fan

by jorjor218 June 29, 2011

restart

(v.) To shut down and start again.

I need to restart my computer because it's ghey.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Restartded

A person who is so dumb, they almost restarted their computer because a web page wouldn't load

A: "The website was down for a bit."
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"

by ZedWhore April 14, 2014

rage restart

An action whereby a player immediately restarts a game after dying.

He died on level 1 in pacman, so he pulled a rage restart so he could start again with all his lives back.

by Lambroast June 13, 2013

soft restart

where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot

"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"

by mantis_shrimp January 9, 2019