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Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!
by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
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r.s.l. dribbler

An R.S.L. Dribbler (Dribbler for short) is an elderly gentlemen of western descent, currently engaged in a romantic relationship with a younger Asian woman.

The Dribbler is usually characterised by some sort of physical deformity such as a glass eye, prosthetic limb, etc.

They will always aim to convince you their "relationship" is based on "true love" - do not be fooled it is a purely commercial arrangement.

The natural habitat of a dribbler is at the bar of an RSL (Return Soldier League) club in Australia, or equivalent in other nations. They enjoy meat tray raffles, Keno, sinking a schooner of New and Asian women at least half their age .

They can be identified by their continuous dribbling (i.e. excessive salivating) brought on by;
- The thought of their young Asian companion;
- The stroke they suffered in 1996; OR
- A combination of the above.

Another means of identifying a Dribbler is by the manner by which they maintain physical contact with their Asian "friend" - generally such contact can be described as desperately clasping at their "friends" arm. This is often misinterpreted as the dribbler requiring support to remain upright given prior stroke.
Aussie 1: Christ almighty mate... check out that Asian bird with the R.S.L. Dribbler over there
Aussie 2: He's straight outta punchbowl RSL Mate
Aussie 1: Bloody Dribbler looks like he's lost sensation to the lower part of his body... even she couldn't get him going
Aussie 2: Real shame... he's not reverse cowgirling her the way she needs to be...
by Guzatron prime June 4, 2017
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R.U.L.E.S.

LIFE DEATH DEATH LIFE

CIPHER

STANDARD ORDINAL LATIN ALPHABET

A.1 B.2 C.3:D.4: E.5 F.6; G.7 H.8 I.9 J.10
K.11 L.12 M.13 N.14 O.15 P.16 Q.17 R.18 S.19 T.20
U.21 V.22 W.23 X.24 Y.25:Z.26

QUERY LATIN ALPHABET

Q.1 W.2 E.4 R.4 T.5 Y.6 U.7 I.8 O.9;P.10
A 11 S.12 D.13 F.14 G.15 H.16:J.17 K.18 L.19
Z.20:X.21 C.22'V.23 B.24 N.25:M.26

FREQUENCY LATIN ALPHABET

E.1 T.2:A.3 O.4 I.5 N.6 S.7 R.8 H.9 D.10
L.11 U.12 C.13: M.14 F.15 Y.16 W 17 G.18 P.19 B.20
V.21 K.22 X.23 Q.24 J.25 Z.26

SUMMATIONS OF ORDINALS: STANDARD ORDINAL LATIN ALPHABET QUERY LATIN ALPHABET FREQUENCY LATIN ALPHABET

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27 D.27 O.28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38
C.38 U.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46 Y.47
K.51 J.52 M.53 V.66 X.68 Z.72

SUMMATION OF SUMMATIONS

RISK.=™ 57;42 42, 141

UNCERTTAINTY = 150,,121,74,345
LIMITS = 82, 78, 44, 204
EVENT ,,,= 66, 59,31,156
SEQUENCE = 89, 76, 65,230

This adds to DOUBLE 1076 IS 2152...AMAZING!!!!

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JIGSAW URBAN ASSH0LE .560

MY TOP GAP PEDOPHILE. 560

ANAL LAWDMAN ORGASM.560
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When we discuss R.U.L.E.S. we are saying RISK UNCERTAINTY LIMITS EVENT SEQUENCE where the summation in the FOUR CIPHER is necessary as the literal SHITEATER slave for ALPHABET GOOGLE I and URBAN DICTIONARY CROWD SIURCE DEFINERS must teach everyone the R.U.L.E.S . and how it all adds up simply first. The purpose of teaching is for each to become individualistic and be able to think expediently and greatly increase memory.

Looking at the ,what is properly called deriving the PAGE RANK CIPHER SUMMATION for the R.U.L.E.S. is RULE = 57 UNCERTAINTY = 150

LIMITS = 82 EVENT = 66 SEQUENCE = 89 and the SUMMATION = 444 which is the R.U.L.E.S. in the STANDARD ORDINAL LATIN ALPHABET.

R.U.L.E.S. is RISK = 42 UNCERTAINTY = 121

LIMITS = 78 EVENT = 59 SEQUENCE = 76 and the SUMMATION = 376 which is the R.U.L.E.S. in the QUERY LATIN ALPHABET

R.U.L.E.S is RISK = 42 UNCERTAINTY = 74

LIMITS = 44 EVENT = 31 SEQUENCE = 65 and the SUMMATION = 256 which is the R.U.L.ES. in the FREQUENCY LATIN ALPHABET

THE SUMMATIONS OF THESE ALPHABETS ITSELF are the R.U.L.E.S is RISK = 141 UNCERTAINTY = 345
LIMITS = 204 EVENT = 156 SEQUENCE = 230 and the SUMMATION = 1076 which you may say is the OVERALL R.U.L.E.S. and the individual ELEMENTS SUMS above are a good check as they also add to 444 + 376 + 256 = 1076.

The next lesson will be STANDARD LATIN ALPHABET 0 O differentiation as that is R.U.L.E.S. for now. You may LOOK UP THERE for a SNEAK PEEK.
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L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S

Let Me Ride Your Dick Till My Legs Start To Shake
Y/N- Bruhh L.M.R.Y.D.T.M.L.S.T.S
Them- You know my dick is not that big
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U.L.R.S.

Stands for : Universal Line Ranking Scale. Measurement for lineage. 0=scrapes, and 13= JP line.
Yiarh, that line measures a 12.2 on the U.L.R.S.
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L.S.R

I heard that Dave gave her the old L.S.R
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