Quelch

A quelch is a vaginal burp similar to a queef. A quelch is common among those that sport gunts and frequently suffer from yeast infections. A wet quelch produces a frothy gelatinous discharge that can be used as substitute for bug repellent. The smell of the quelch ranges between that of rotten rutabagas and orangutan feet. If you encounter a quelch immediately flush all exposed orifices and induce vomiting. Elderly quelchs have been know to cause small dust storms in rural areas.

She quelched so hard she ruptured her gunt.

by Ruprech April 9, 2010

queesh

A Fanny Fart. Vagina Pump. Minge Botty Burp.

*Fart*
"Sorry, I Queeshed"

by Joe Leslie September 26, 2005

Queshia

Queshia – One whom abbreviates words in strange ways while defining the abbreviation within the same conversation negating the purpose of the abbreviation.

You just pulled a Queshia. That definition is HILAR (yes, that's short for hilarious).

by Saltheart Foamfollower May 17, 2013

Quelch

A quelch is a major inconvenience caused by any reason.

that rain on Sunday was such a quelch! i wanted to go to the beach.

School is such a quelch.

by credit101 November 10, 2009

queeshbag

a mixture between queer and dooche bag.

mom: have u cleaned u room yet?

son:no not yet

mom:you fucking queeshbag!!! do it before i castrate you.

by assramer69style July 8, 2011

quellhead

Quellhead is defined as someone who is a little bit stupid!

John says "i thought paris was in wales" Steve says "John you Quellhead"
john is by definition a quellhead

quellhead is a word made up in york in england

by Jimbosayer October 17, 2015

Queesh

An assimilation of the words "Quiche" and "Queef" meaning Breakfast that tastes like Pussy or Pussy that tastes like Breakfast.

Person 1: Man... dis bitch taste like breakfast
Person 2: Yeh... She Queesh dawg

by SpicyBry January 19, 2020